Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think your dad took our porno
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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