How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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