thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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