your parents love me but you hate me
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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