I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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