i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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