i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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