so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Randomize
