He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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