Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
this just has baby written all over it
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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