Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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