The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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