He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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