Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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