Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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