belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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