it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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