I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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