I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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