Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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