It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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