Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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