I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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