Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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