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penguin condom
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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