How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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