Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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