listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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