My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
FUCK WHALES
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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