do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
