# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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