Non-Jews are for practice
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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