They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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