Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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