How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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