By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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