I heard we made out
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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