We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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