College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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