In the future we'll all be gay
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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