Porn is love you can see.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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