What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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