His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Oh god it's open bar.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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