is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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