I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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