It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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