: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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