Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
