i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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