if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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