Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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