Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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