Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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