She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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